"I married a human koala" Embroidered Baseball Hat

Always touching me? Check.

Big fan of cuddling? Check.

Emotionally attached in every sense of the word? Check.

Somehow still very cute about it? Check. Definitely.

The “I married a human koala” hat. For people whose spouses believe personal space is a myth.

Product features

- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel cotton body for a comfortable, lived-in fit

- Pre-curved Permacurv® visor with matched underbill and 4-row stitching

- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet

- Embroidered front text for subtle, durable decoration; sewn-in label and brand sticker on visor

- 100% cotton (except Green Camo blend) — adult sizing; not for ages 0–3

Care instructions

- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.