"I married a blanket hog" Embroidered Baseball Hat

Steals all the blankets? Check.

Somehow horizontal in a vertical bed? Check.

Claims “you can just pull harder”? Check.

Sleeps like an unchecked octopus? Check.

The “I married a blanket hog” hat. For people who haven’t seen their side of the comforter since 2023.

Product features

- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel cotton body for a comfortable, lived-in fit

- Pre-curved Permacurv® visor with matched underbill and 4-row stitching

- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet

- Embroidered front text for subtle, durable decoration; sewn-in label and brand sticker on visor

- 100% cotton (except Green Camo blend) — adult sizing; not for ages 0–3

Care instructions

- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.