"I married an excessively loud sneezer" Embroidered Baseball Hat

Sneezes at full volume? Check.

Scares everyone within a 10 foot radius? Check.

Claims “I can’t help it”? Check.

Refuses to apologize? Check.

The “I married an excessively loud sneezer” hat.

Because love is patient.

...especially in public places.

Product features

- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel cotton body for a comfortable, lived-in fit

- Pre-curved Permacurv® visor with matched underbill and 4-row stitching

- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet

- Embroidered front text for subtle, durable decoration; sewn-in label and brand sticker on visor

- 100% cotton (except Green Camo blend) — adult sizing; not for ages 0–3

Care instructions

- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.