{"product_id":"i-married-a-blanket-hog-embroidered-baseball-hat","title":"\"I married a blanket hog\" Embroidered Baseball Hat","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eSteals all the blankets? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eCheck.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eSomehow horizontal in a vertical bed? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eCheck.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eClaims “you can just pull harder”? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eCheck.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eSleeps like an unchecked octopus? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eCheck.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThe “I married a blanket hog” hat. For people who haven’t seen their side of the comforter since 2023.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel cotton body for a comfortable, lived-in fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Pre-curved Permacurv® visor with matched underbill and 4-row stitching\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Embroidered front text for subtle, durable decoration; sewn-in label and brand sticker on visor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% cotton (except Green Camo blend) — adult sizing; not for ages 0–3\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":50995479412969,"sku":"28478473820125200931","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ One size","offer_id":50995479445737,"sku":"25182433376653717179","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0807\/8675\/1721\/files\/16008521615859833639_2048.jpg?v=1778852163","url":"https:\/\/minorvice.com\/products\/i-married-a-blanket-hog-embroidered-baseball-hat","provider":"Minor Vice","version":"1.0","type":"link"}